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I’m sick of Maelle

    Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Maelle from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Maelle. I try to play Verso. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Monoco. Maelle deals more damage. I try to play Lune. Maelle deals more damage. I want to play Sciel. Her best team has Maelle. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I cook for her. I give her Brulerum. She isn't satisfied. I give her Barrier Breaker "I don't need this much Power" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Sciel and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Medalum." I can't beat Golgra, I don't have enough damage. She grabs my team. They die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Barrier Breaker. She says "The dance begins." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure disgust. What a cruel world.