Wedding Cake Cookie. My dear. Listen.
Shut the f--k up.
I don't give a ripe s--t about how fast the customer wants their f--king cake. I'm the godd--n cake decorator here. if they don't like the speed at which I make their cake, then they can go home and make it them-f--king-selves if they're in such a f--king hurry.
Same goes for these obnoxious little s--ts who keep asking me for cakes, and not telling me what they want, and then docking points from me when I don't read their doughy little minds.
f--k them. f--k all of them to d---h. I hate you and I want to put you in a blender with a cup of hot tea.
