Created by u/KneeDeepInTheMud, its the Warhammer 40K: Darktide version of the “I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me” meme.
I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left work today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some Scab Gunner paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, Volley-gun-Trapper-Net-Flamer-Crusher-Overhead level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself. I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself and Auric Maelstrom calls me it's little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want it to fuck me up. I mean I want it to make me it's poxxer. It's little peepee-piss-myself-poxxer. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. Beloved and I should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real Freak. I'm not normal. Auric Maelstrom... Please... You have to crush me.