Its the cursed Shrek copypasta but changed to Fubuki from Hololive.
I was only twelve years old. I loved Fubuki so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the concerts. I'd pray to Fubuki every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Fubuki is love", I would say, "Fubuki is friend". My dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Fubuki. I called him an anti. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Fubuki. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Fubusex". She grabs me with her small bare hands, and puts me on my back. I spread my mouth wide for Fubuki. She sprays Fubupiss all over my face. I'm suffocating, but I do it for Fubuki. I can feel my nostrils burning as I choke on the Fubupiss. I endured against her stream. I want to please Fubuki. She sings Scatman, as she fills my mouth with her love. My dad walks in. Fubuki looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Otsu-kōn deshita!". Fubuki turned into a fox and leaves through my window. Fubuki is love. Fubuki is friend.