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PirateSoftware Navy Seals

    PirateSoftware copypasta

    Its the classic Navy Seals copypasta but changed to PirateSoftware, a streamer under criticism for his ego and refusing to take accountability.

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of nepotism at Blizzard Entertainment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on botting, and I have over 2 million confirmed account bans. I am trained in penetration testing and I'm the top condescending explainer of simple concepts on all of twitch. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of blizzard employees across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my scripts. Not only am I extensively trained in never admitting I am wrong, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blizzard Entertainment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.