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Inauguration Day

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    HAPPY IN👉🏻👌🏻AUGH😫💦GURATION day to the new 🍌PRESIDICK!! 🇺🇸 Daddy DONALD 🟠 and mommie MelANALia 🇸🇮 have cum BACK ✅ in the OVAL 🕳️ORIFICE 🕳️to CREAM🍦pie 🥧our CUNTry 😏 and MAKE‼️AMERICA🇺🇸HORNY🍆AGAIN‼️ with a special 🎁 performance by CARRIE UNDER⬇️morningWOOD 🪵 HOE 👴🏻and Jill Biden 🐘 are BUSTING 💦💦outta the White House 🏠 after COCKmala Harris and Tim BALLZ couldn’t 😮‍💨DEEPTHROAT 😷 enough VOTER 🗳️ LOADS 📦 in the 🔄SWINGER states 😢 the demoSCATS💩 have left the ORGY😱 and the 👹republiCUNTS🫏 are 🫡READY 2️⃣ GAPE ⭕️ and GOON 🥴 for the AMERICAN🇺🇸PEEhole🛟 VLADIMIR PUT👏🏻IT👏🏻IN🪆SHE💅🏻GIN🥃PING🏓 AND BIG 😯DONG🍆UN🇰🇵 👋🏻Bye Bye TIK⏱️TOK⏱️and 👋🏻hello BRICKED🧱 COCK✊🏻‼️ 
    OBAMA OUTDATED 👴BIDEN OVERRATED 😫KAMALA ELIMINATED 😱 TRUMP INAUGURATED 🐸 AMERICA ELATED ✔