I have a confession
I’ve thought about this for years and I’m finally taking a stand and admitting this to the world. Bojack is so fucking hot. Specifically Horsin’ Around era Bojack. I love his sexy mullet, and those wild locks that fall over his eyes. He’s so charismatic, the scene where he dips Cindy Crawfish and kisses her passionately always gives me butterflies. He is so gorgeous, my dream man. I’ve never had a crush on anyone like I have with Bojack. I know he’s a total piece of shit, but man, that shit is sculpted into a beautiful hunk of a horse. And I’m NOT a furry.
