Its the Rick and Morty high IQ copypasta but changed to the Constitution rifle from Helldivers 2.
To be fair, you have to have a very high skill level to use the Constitution rifle effectively. Its mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of marksmanship and warfare tactics, most of its features will go over the average player’s head. The sheer precision required to maximize its potential is understated in most tier lists. Only a true Helldiver understands the beauty of lining up the perfect shot while charging into the enemy’s line. The Constitution rifle isn’t just a weapon—it’s a statement. Its tactical design draws heavily from the principles of skilled gameplay, and the veterans recognize this. Casual players might scoff at it, but those in the know understand that it’s a masterpiece, not just in Helldivers, but of gaming itself.