Its the “Musket for home defense” copypasta but changed to the charge lance from RimWorld.
Own a charge lance for home defense, since that's what tynan intended. Four raiders break into my map tile. "What the devil?" As I grab my human leather cowboy hat and rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first child, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's awful quality and nails the bulk goods trader's muffalo. I have to resort to the slug turret mounted at the top of the killbox loaded with uranium, "Tally ho lads" the uranium shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the nearby ancient danger. switch to an elephant tusk and charge the last terrified waster. He bleeds out waiting on the medicine colonist to arrive since that guy is currently overdosing on flake. Just as tynan intended