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LA Wildfire copypasta

    🔥🔥🔥 YO! 🌴🌊 Are you ready to LIGHT UP 🚬🍃🔥🔥💥 the PALISADES 🍑🍆 with some NASTY 🔥🔥 fire vibes?! 🌬️It's gettin' HOT 🥵🥵 out there, and just like your ex 🤡, this fire 🌋🔥 don't quit!😜🚒 Grab your hoses 😩💦💦 and let the SPANKING 👀commence 🏁🟢 because we're about to get moist 💦💦 like a 5-alarm fire 🔥🔥🔥 that can't be contained! 😻 Time to SERVE 😩🔥🔥🔥 those flames like they’re your hottest 🥸 date 🍑🍆🍌, and don’t forget to fan 🪭the flames 🌬️🔥 with those big old DICKS 🍆🍆🧯! It’s a fire sale 💰🔥 of steamy FUN and NSFW 🔥🔥🔞 action, so slap that 🔥🔥🔥 ground and let your SIZZLING ⚡️ desires spread like wildfire 🌈🔥🌟! If you ain't feeling the heat 🔥🔥, then you’re just a wet blanket 🥱🛌 in a world of fire fuckers 🚒🍑! LIGHT ME ON FIRE 🌋🔥, let's make it a BLAZING adventure now! 🍑💦💥💥 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your HOTTEST 🥵 OUT OF CONTROL BITCHES 🤪🤪 if you get 5️⃣ 🔙 your pussy 😿 is DRIER 🌵 than the hillside ⬇️ if you get 🔟 🔙 your home 🏠 will be getting 🏃 a visit from Big 😳Daddy 😏 Hose 💦 toniteeee. If you get all 2️⃣0️⃣🔙 you’ll be STUFFED 😫 by alllllll the big 🔝strong 💪🏽 firefighters 🚒 tonight 😛until you splash 💦 🤿 the entire 👆hillside and extinguish 🔚 the fire 🔥😍. STAY SAFE 🫡 and don’t forget 🤔 to wear ur mask 😷 to keep that throat 🫦 nice and healthy for daddy 👨‍🚒🥺 
    🔥🚨 IT’S GETTIN’ HOT IN HERE 😈🔥 bc these Los Angeles WILD-FIRES 🌲🔥 aren’t the only thing BURNIN’ UP 👅👅👅 Daddy 🔥GLOBAL WARMING🔥 is PACKIN’ some serious HEAT 🍆💦 and it’s comin’ STRAIGHT for you DRY HOES🌵🍑🥵 So keep that PU$$Y SOAKED 💧💧😩 bc when I see that THICC SMOKE 💨 BLOWIN’ IN HARD 👅, I’m ready to BLAST my BIG, JUICY EXTINGUISHER 💦👅 ALL OVER YOUR FIRE ZONE 🔥🍑 Only the NASTIEST 🥵🏜 lil SQUIRTERS 💦🔥 with BURNIN’ HOT BUNS 🍑🍖 can take these FLAMIN’ BACKSHOTS 💥🍆🍑 and BLOW DADDY’S 🔥FIRE HOSE🔥 so if you’re not ready to get that ASS TORCHED 🔥 then stay your ashy self HOME 😡😡💨💨 
    🔥🔥 HEY ALL YOU 🫦 POLY 👄GENDERLESS 🫦 GREASE GOBLINS 🛢️🔥 Los Angeles is getting RAWDOGGED 🤰 by the 🥵FIRE DADDIES🥵 AGAIN‼️ It’s giving flame-clussy inferno vibes🔥😩 as the 🧑‍🚒HOSE HOTTIES🚒💦 struggle to put out Mother Nature’s 🥵 pyrotechnic BOOTY CALL 🍑💨. The 🦎LIZARD KING🦎 Gavin Newsom said 🔥“Let it burn for the aesthetic”🔥 while Malibu mansions 🏠✨ and innocent field mice 🐭🔥 got YEETED straight to HELL 🔥☠️‼️ If you don’t forward this to 8️⃣ Earth signs 🌎♑♉♍ your 🚗 ⚡️tesla⚡️ 🚙 WILL combust 😩 in an I-405 ✨HELLSTORM✨ and you’ll be haunted by 🔥SMOKEY💨 the BEAR 🐻🔥 for eternity. 🫦 STAY HOT LOS ANGELES 🫦🔥