Created by u/spiderproductionzone, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to playing Infinity Nikki on mobile phones.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of playing Infinity Nikki with mobile graphics. I try to take a photo in Flutter Storm. My dress has no texture. I try to take a photo with Tan Youyou. His clothes have no texture. I want to take a photo of the flowers. They don't render. Nikki grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I catch worms for her. I follow a guide to play the game on my laptop. It was the mobile version, and the interface lacked responsiveness. I set my phone graphics to max, and it overheats. "I don't need this much of your phone's processor" she tells me. "You just need a better device. I can take better photos on a proper gaming PC." I can't buy a gaming pc, I don't have enough blings. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." My frame rate drops to 0. There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd stuttering.
What a cruel world.