Life 💋 liberty 🎉 and the pursuit of CUNTness 🏳️🌈✨ 💋✨🫖 The OG tea 🫖🍵 spill was on 🎉✨🏴☠️💅 12/16/1773 🌊💔👀 when some mASSHOLES 💃🌈 said "No taxes 💸❌, no tyranny 👑🔥!" and yeeted that tea 🍵🚢💅 right overboard ⛵🍃 they served Boston Harbor realness 💦💄✨and there was no milk 🥛👎🙅🏻♂️ they said King George⁉️ we don’t know her 💅👑❌🤡🔥 👠💅 Fast-forward ⏩🕒 to today 🗓️📅 12/16/24 and baby 😏✨ we queens 🏳️🌈💋 are still spilling tea 🍵💣🍷like it’s brunch 👠💃🍳✨ It was 🎂🎆 a revolution 💥🏳️🌈 for bottoms 🍑✨ and Boston alike 🚩🏴☠️ No taxation 🤑❌, only serving 🍸🍹✅ a side of Daddy Issues 🫦💔 💥👑 Tea Party FOREVER 🎉💅👑 Send this to 10 GAYtriots 🇺🇸🦅🏳️🌈if you get none back you’ll get tea bags 🫖🍑 flyin’ in your face 😉😏🍆🍑💦if you get 5 back your tea 🫖🍵 will be SPILLED 💦 if you get 10 back your whigs will be SNATCHED 👩🎤🔥if you get 15 back you’ll RECLAIM your HERSTORY 📜✨ 🏳️🌈