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National Maple Syrup Day

    GOOD 👌👍🏾 EVENING 🌝🌃 YOU 😊 DIRTY GUZZLERS IT’S NATIONAL 😝 MAY-POLE SYRUP DAY 💯🙎🏼💁🏼‍♂️ AND WE’RE 👪👏 GETTING 🍌💦 PREPARED CLIMB 🧗‍♂️ THOSE 😘 TREES 🎄 AND SUCK 🍭 THE TREE-CUM OUT 😛😝 RIGHT 🎊 FROM 😮🐣 THE SOURCE 🚨😔 DID 👏 U 🦿🦿 KNOW 👌 THAT 😳 IT TAKES 💅 40 🎂🤪😈 LITERS OF DICK 🍆 JUICE 🥤 TO TURN 🦷 INTO 🤓 ONE 🔂 LITER OF THAT 💂🏽‍♀️ ROPEY LIQUID 🚰 GOLD 🥇 YOU 👈 ALSO 😶 BE 🐝 READY 🤗😎 TO SHOUT 😡🤬💢 OUT 🤟 DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦 BECUZ THESE 📀😍 POLES TAKE 👦😥 WHORE-TY YEARS 🥵 TO BECUM 🎉📈 ERECT 🚸⚠️⛔ ENOUGH 💦 TO SQUIRT 💦 THE NECTAR IS ALSO ➕ COCK-FULL OF NATURAL ⛰️🏞️🏕️ MINERALS AND ANTIOXIDANTS MEANING 👀😏 IN 📥 ADDITION TO SUCKING 💆🏻‍♀️🍆👅 DOWN ⬇️ THAT ❗ GOOD 👌 GOOD 😇 UR 👖 ALSO 👨 GETTING 🉐 HEALTHIER SO RAISE 🙋🏽‍♀️ A GLASS 🍸 PUCKER YOUR 😥🏼 MOUTH 😄 LIPS 💋 AND SUCK 👅👄 LIKE 👍 MRS. 🤶 SLUTTERWORTH’S LIFE 💓 DEPENDS ON 🔛 IT