From a Steam review of the game Project Zomboid.
PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME. You think it’s a “zombie survival sim”? No, no, my sweet summer child. It’s a TRAINING PROGRAM. The government? They're watching. Every move you make in Knox County, every botched escape plan, every time you drink tainted water—THEY KNOW.
It’s a social experiment. Why do you think they keep updating it? To “enhance gameplay”? WRONG. They’re testing how far you can be pushed. You think the fog is “atmospheric”? It’s 5G MIND CONTROL WAVES. Why else do the zombies wander towards your safehouse like they KNOW where you are? THEY’RE NOT AI. That’s the IRS agents they converted into sleeper cells.
You ever wonder why you can’t find a cure? You’re not supposed to. The virus? It’s real. THEY’RE PREPARING US. Bill Gates and the lizard cabal have already stockpiled their bunkers. Google “Knox Event” and you’ll find NOTHING. Cuz THEY SCRUBBED IT. This game isn’t about surviving—it’s about CONTROL.
The helicopters? Surveillance drones. The random gunshots? MKULTRA participants escaping. Wake up. It’s not “Project Zomboid.” IT’S PROJECT ZION. And when the power grid goes down IRL, you’ll know who tried to warn you. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANNED PEACHES, SHEEP.