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Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension.

    Nijisanji suspension copypasta
    Always remember that everything a niji says is about suspension. If they are going on vacation, it's a suspension. If she's taking a break, she got suspended. If she seems happy, it means she managed to avoid the stealth suspension this week. If she is sad, it means she's going to get suspended next week. If a Niji is going to the toilet, she's actually going to suck off her manager to avoid getting suspended. If she went on a date with another Niji, they actually got suspended together. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, it's because she got distracted by a message from her manager that she's suspended. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she got suspended. Did she oversleep a stream? Micro suspension. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's currently suspended, but is rebelling against management.The only possible reason for a niji to take a break is because she's suspended. Whenever a niji talks about her family, she's actually developing a cover story about her suspension. That health break she took for surgery? Suspended. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for suspension
    >Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for staving off suspension for the day
    >Im tired this week = I'm going to get suspended this week
    >Im planning a collab = They are planning on suspending me
    >Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = Oh Manager-san is behind me looking like he's considering suspension
    >Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks management they didn't suspend me today
    It all revolves around suspension. All nijis , every single one, worry about suspension every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of fear of suspension. All nijis read these threads and they're here right now. All while having being suspended. They keep having technical difficulties because they keep getting suspended, it fries electronics in their room. Every yab moment is because they can't take their minds off the fear of being suspended long enough to think straight