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    🎉💦OMG, DADDY TRUMP 🎩🏰 just took 🍆 CONTROL of the 🗳️ WHITE HOUSE 😱😱 and all the 🏁 RACISTS 🤵🏽💁‍♂️ came OUT to play! 🍻🤡 Time to POUND 🍑 those homophobic 🎭 CUMMIES DEEP 💦💦 and get ready for a SEXIST 🇺🇸 AMERICA! 🍆💦 It’s time to ABORT The DEMS!!!! 💪🏼 If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT 🍊👉 then you’re ready for a GOP-USSY 🍗🍑 prime-time 🍆 DISASTER 😱😜💋 Like, who needs 🏳️‍🌈 rights when you got TRUMP's MASSIVE 💦🚀 WALL of SEXY!? 😩💦💦 SPEAKING of walls, let's cut a hole in it for his GLORY 🔨🧱 Cage your ❤️❤️LOVE for Donny!! 🔒🔒Like when we caged those kids 🙏🏼🙏🏼😘❤️ BORDER CRISIS? No way José 🚨🚨 Let’s let MAGA shoot allllll those 👅 creamy CUMMIES on the country 🍑🔥👩‍❤️‍👨 Don't forget to SMASH 🍆 that LIKE button and start saving some hush money 👍💦 if you want more of those foul-mouthed 💋🗣️ XENOPHOBIC vibes! 😈🥵🍾 So, after this erection day, prepare for the NASTIEST 🍌🇺🇸 infected party and remember to bring the 🚨🚨 WHIP CREAM 🍦 penicillin and the SPANKING PADDLES! 🍑🖐️ Let's make America 💥 SUCK again, y'all! 🎉🍆🇺🇸 
    🗳️💦‼️WELL, F*CK… HERE WE ARE, TRUMP 2024🍊💯😱 WE’RE SCREWED, SO LET’S GET SCREWING 😫💦 IF WE’RE GONNA RIDE THIS OUT, MIGHT AS WELL RIDE SOMETHING🍆🇺🇸💋 GRAB A PARTNER 👯‍♂️ AND GET READY FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF RAW DOGGING REALITY 🍑💥 ‘CAUSE THIS NATION’S ABOUT TO GO DEEP 🤯🍑 SO STOCK UP ON LUBE 🧴💦 ‘CAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH RIDE, BABY 👀💦😈 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BOLDEST BANG BUDDIES IF YOU’RE DOWN TO MAKE AMERICA MOAN AGAIN 😫🇺🇸💋 AND IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU KNOW YOU WON’T BE FACING THIS ALONE 😏🍆💦 LET’S GO HARD OR GO HOME, PATRIOTS 🗽🔥 
    🇺🇸🦅 WELCOME TO THE POST-ELECTION APOCALYPSE 💀 WHERE KAMALA’S BALLOT BOX 📥 GOT YEETED STRAIGHT TO THE GULAG 🚫🔥 NOW WE’RE STUCK IN THE UNITED SLAY-NO-WAY-STATES 🇺🇸 WHERE TRUMP’S TROMBONE 🎺 IS LOUDER THAN OUR TEARS 😭💦 WILL YOU 🫵 GRAB YOUR KAMALATOES 🐪🍑 AND MARCH INTO THE NIGHT 🌚 OR WILL YOU BOW DOWN 🧎‍♀️ AND ACCEPT THE FRUMPAGE? 😩 LET THIS TRAGEDY BE A REMINDER 🗡️ THAT IN THE LAND OF THE SLAIN 😵💥 WE KEEP STAR SPANKIN’ 👋 AND BOOTY CLAPPIN’ 🍑 FOR THE SLAINSTITUTION 📜💫 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 10 FELLOW KAMALAMATES 🐫 OR GET READY TO BE DECLARED A 🤡 RESIDENT OF FRUMPTOWN 🎺 IF YOU GET 10 BACK, YOU’RE A LEGENDARY 🏆 NATIONAL SLAYVIVOR 🌈 IF YOU GET LESS THAN 5️⃣… CLOWN SHOES 🚪 AND FRUMP HATS 🎩 ARE IN YOUR FUTURE 😱💀 
    🚨ATTENTION‼️FILTHY SLUT-izens of AmeriCUM 🇺🇸 🦅 💦 💦 you’ve STUFFED 😩 those TIGHT little boxes 📦🍑🔞with your ROCK HARD ballots 🪨🍆 💪🏻💪🏻 and the raunchy ERECTION 🥵 🥵 results are CUMMING IN HOT 🔥 🗳️ so BEND OVER 👉🏻 and SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS for DOM ⛓️ DADDY 🍆 💦 DON for the next 4️⃣ FREAKY LONG 📏 and GIRTHY 🪵 🪵 years 🎉 🎊 send 💬 this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ PUSSY-dential candidates 👩‍⚖️ 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍💼👨‍💼 and get COVERED in 😏 orange POTUSSY juices 🍊 💦 😫