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M2 Browning in space

    Its a 4chan copypasta that circlejerks on how great the M2 Browning is by fantasizing it as the superior weapon in space warfare.

    >2066
    
    >Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
    
    >Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship.
    
    >No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
    
    >Get sent in to extract some wounded.
    
    >Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
    
    >Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
    
    >Let loose a stream of bullets.
    
    >The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
    
    >The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
    
    >Inspect MG afterwards.
    
    >Thing was made in 1942.
    
    >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
    
    >Scratch "Mars" on with a knife.
    Ma Deuce Mars
    >2066
    
    >Stationed on Mars to quell a rebellion
    
    >Become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship
    
    .>No miniguns or gatling cannons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end.
    
    >Get sent in to extract some wounded.
    
    >Reach the evac zone and come under attack.
    
    >Hoard of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers.
    
    >Let loose a stream of bullets.
    
    >The sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "Kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machinegun.
    
    >The wounded are loaded up and returned to base.
    
    >Inspect MG afterwards.
    
    >Thing was made in 1942.
    
    >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scratched onto the gun.
    
    >Scratch "Olympus Mons" on with a knife.