Its the “My name is Yoshikage Kira” copypasta from JJBA but changed to Screwllum from Honkai Star Rail.
My name is Screwllum Rubert. I’m 450 Amber Cycles old. My planet is in the northeast sector of the Screwllum System, where all the robots are, and I am not married. I work as a Genius at the Herta Space Station and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I shut down by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep mode, no matter what. After having a glass of warm motor oil and doing about twenty minutes of calibrations before shutting down, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like an organic infant, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last virus scan. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very erudite life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me knowledge. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Parody of the “My name is Skyler White yo” meme from Breaking Bad but changed to Screwllum.
My name is Screwllum, yo.
BOOM!
My path is erudition, yo.
BOOM!
Uh huh.
BOOM!
Herta told me everything.