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Deepwoken Navy Seals copypasta

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little perma-freshie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the blade temple, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Duke Erisia’s manor, and I have over 300 confirmed grips. I am trained in primadon warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire summer company. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on all five Luminants, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Deepwoken? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Voidwalker spies across the Etrean Luminant and your spawn is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fuckng dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grip you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Way of Navae. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Central Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Luminant, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking wiped, kiddo.