I’ll cum in you. I’ll cum in you so hard your hair stands up like you just stuck your finger in a live power socket. Fuck I’m horny man. And not regular horny but like I have an organ that produces Viagra 24/7 and I get extra when I’m nervous or excited. My balls are like mini watermelons and had to make mini ball suspenders in all my pants so I’m not in excruciating pain. I’m afraid that if I finally blast off for the first time I might actually hurt someone. Like accidentally cumming inside and it blasts through the vagina up into her intestines like buckshot? But I guess that’s just another day in the life on this thing we call earth.