Its a parody of the I’m sick of Xianling copypasta that started from Twitter and became an iconic meme.
I can’t take it anymore, I’m sick of Furina. I try to use Lyney’s Passive, Furina gives more damage. I try to use Neuvillette’s passive, Furina gives more damage. I try to use Cyno, Xiao, they both want Furina. I fish for her, I give her the Pipe. “These scraps are unbecoming of me, give me Festering Desire.” I don’t have Festering Desire, I missed the event. I try to pull Splendour of Tranquil Waters, I get the Donut. I can’t pull anymore. She takes my card, it declines. “I guess this is the end.” She summons Mademoiselle Crabeletta. “Mademoiselle Crabeletta, pinch his balls.” There is no hint of pity in her eyes, nothing but pure, unrivaled DMG%. What a cruel world.