34M
It started when I was 18 when a 45 year old woman I’d met at a bar took me home. She lived in a house share single bedroom with a single bed and rugby union posters all over her bedroom wall and a bulldog wearing an anxiety vest that was nutting off while I did what I had to do. Her pussy was sealed shut like an Egyptian tomb and her only excuse for the cobwebs and plume of dust was “it’s…been a while”. I was really let down by that experience as I thought all cougars were rich honeys with their own mansion.
Since then I’ve worked my way to the top of cougar mountain and at 34 have found it to be the absolute peak. 34 is a prime age for many reasons, you can easily pick up a girl in her 20s. Girls in their 30s are so desperate for a family that you have the pick of the litter when you want a serious relationship. Sub 30 y/o was typically off limits for all but the filthiest of cougars, however at 34 I’ve found the doors to Pussy Palace are flung wide open from all angles, but they say the older the berry the sweeter the juice, and it’s prime season for cougar hunting. (Cougars to me are 40+, I prefer 45-62)
I have moved to London and the quality of cougars is just next level fellas. If they’re not some rich CEO then they’re a divorcee on a hot girl summer. 30+ women were a good training ground in my younger years, but 40+ is where the magic happens boys. And if you’re an absolute dog like myself, you won’t even let 70 stop you.
I know what you’re thinking, that’s fucking gross, but some of these women are still in tip top shape, I would never hook into anything less than a cougar that could still be on the cover of a women’s health magazine and I just can’t get enough.
Anyone else in the same boat? I don’t want to enter into a committed relationship because I just can’t stop railing cougars. I joined a swingers site a few years ago and found dozens of women who wanted to get drilled in front of their husbands who beat off in the corner, I always found it a bit weird but I think that was the shame I had back then, these days I just have to accept who I am and do it for the cucks. Where all my gilf brothers at?
6.8” to the bone, 5.5” girth, uncut
