🚨🚨🚨EVERY FOUR YEARS WE GET AN EXTRA DAY 🌞 TO THOT OUT 💋 HAPPY LEAP DAY🎉🎉🎉 TO ALL MY FAVORITE HOES❤️ I AM SO GRATEFUL 🙏🏼 TO HAVE YOU BITCHES 💃💅🏼 IN MY LIFE 📆📆 IT IS NOW FEBRUARY 6️⃣9️⃣ TAKE THIS EXTRA DAY TO SUCK THOSE HOT COCKS 🐔🐔 AND BIG DICKS 🍆🍆 AND LET THAT HOT CUM 💦💦 FILL YOUR MOUTHS 👄💦 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR LEAP BAES OR ELSE YOU WILL CATCH MARCH THIRST 🥵🥵🥵 FOR FOUR YEARS👌🏼👌🏼
🚨🔥🚨TODAY🗣️💢 is a 🌠🪩VERY SPECIAL👊🎉 day📆 my🫶 JUICY🌊🤭 JIGGLY💀😩 GIGOLOS👯👙👠‼️‼️ The 🥠CUNTh🍪🤑 of 🥶FUCKuary🥶 has been STUFFED🌭🫨🫄 with an 🍑ASSditional 2️⃣4️⃣ hours🕰️ of TAINT👁️🫦👁️ TICKLING🤗🙊 TITillations!!💏🧠🗣️ The Leap Day™️ was ⬇️conceived👣😈 in 4️⃣6️⃣ B(uss)C📜 by 🏛️🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️IUS🍒 🤴🏼CAESAR🔝🍕 and had its 😵💫GUTS💣🤯🍑 REARRANGED👐🦴🙇♂️ in 1️⃣5️⃣8️⃣2️⃣🗡️ by POOP💩 GreGOOry🥛🛐 the ⛪️THOTeenth’s 🍡🍢POGO STICK🍒🥖💦💦 So on this💯 February 6️⃣9️⃣TH♋️📆 let’s🔊 get 🥵😤🐇HOPPING MAD🐇👹 and FUCK👉👌😈 like 🥕RABBITS🐰🐰💕💦❗️ LEAP DAY🤸 may only CUM👀 🔄once🔄 every 4️⃣ years🌞🌎🌙 but you🫵🏻 FROT-hungry🤤🍆🍌🥵 FROGGIES🐸🤭 will be🌺 CUMMING💦👅 once👆🏻 every 4️⃣ seconds‼️❗️ 💌Send💋📫 this🎁 to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your 🌈CREAMIEST👀 💘CUNTIEST😽💅 kangaroos🦘 If you🙏🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, ❌NOBODY🚫🙅♂️ will be 🏄♀️BOINGING🤹♀️🎯 on your 🐍BUNGEE CORD🧠🐍 for the 🌚NEXT 4️⃣ years🔒🤮👎‼️ If you😇 get 7️⃣🔙, you 👨🌾get to 🍗GOBBLE🦃 DOWN🫣 2️⃣9️⃣ 💊LOADS🍾🫗😳 of 🧽😱SPONGY💧SPLOOGE🤪⚠️🤤‼️ If you🙋♀️ get 1️⃣4️⃣➕🔙🏅, ZADDY🔞 TIME🧙♂️🍆⏰ will 🆘SPRING🏇🏼 his ♨️THROBBING🫣 JACK🧹🔫-in-your-🐈🍑BOX🥴🍆💦🍩😱🫃‼️‼️
ROSES 🌹 💐ARE RED ♥️AND WAFFLES🥞 ARE BLUE🔵, I GOT A HUGE‼️ BOX🎁 OF COCKLATES🍆💦😩 FOR YOU😭!! HAPPY 🎉🎊VAGINTINES ❤️🎀DAY CUPID 👶🏿SLUTS TIME TO POP SOME ROSÉ 🥂🌹PUSSY😩🍆 AND SWALLOW SOME COCKTAILS😭😩🍆 MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH COCKLATE 👋🏿😩💦🍆🍫TRUFFLE 😩🍯BUTTER AND YOU GET NAILED 👏🎯😩WITH CUPIDS👶🏿😇 BIG ARROW 🏹🍆💦AND MAY ALL YOUR VAGINTINES♥️ DAY WISHES💫 COME TRUE SHARE THIS WITH 6 PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO GET A THICC 😩😩💦BOOTY 🍑BOUQUET 🌺💐FROM IF YOU GET NONE BACK YOUR BIRD 🙈🕊🍆WILL NOT GET ANY😩😭 LOVE 💔AND YOU THE ONLY DATE 📆💌YOU WILL GET WITH A BIG😩😍 BOOTY 🍑BOO IS ON FEBRUARY 29🙈 AND YOU WILL NEVER GET CUFFED💑⛓
Where was you when leap day die
I was at kitchen eating crisp potato chip when text come
"Leap day is kil"
"No"