“You Cannot Beat Us” was a creepy TV commercial by Nintendo that aired only in Australia promoting the NES and its games.
We are Nintendo, ultimate TV game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us, aim your zapper gun, you cannot beat us, even with your robot partner, you cannot beat us, score 1 million, you cannot beat us, discover new worlds, you cannot beat us, we are Nintendo, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us.WE ARE NINTENDO.
ULTIMATE TV GAME SYSTEM.
WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
SCORE 1000000.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
DISCOVER NEW WORLDS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
WE ARE NINTENDO.
WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
YOU CANNOT BEAT US.