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I am committing suicide today. Goodbye y’all

    I will end my life today of my own free will. I am not under the influence of any substance. I made this decision a long time ago, but I'm making it happen now. After I die, delete my Google search history, opera viewing history, Google browser history, Chrome history from my phone. Delete Hola VPN from my phone search history It's very dirty. Close my Yandex disk account. Delete my Whatsapp account, clear telegram. Delete the calculator with blue icon on the phone. Delete the conversations with my fuckbuddy on Letgo. Reset the tablet under my bed to factory settings. Notify all the girls I talk to on Tinder of my death. Replace the anti-slip pads of my mouse from the box on the bookshelf, delete the links on the back of the old pads and throw them away. Delete the links on the LCD paper of my second Grundig monitor. Remove the 12V 8A 4pin input cable of my computer's power supply, unscrew the socket with 2 screws, and burn the paper with the link beneath. Change the frequency of the radio in my room, it encodes my link archive with Morse code every 5 minutes. Remove the 4th screw from the top right of the hard disk sitting on my bookshelf and sharpen its teeth. That's all I ask from you. Stay in peace.