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World of Warcraft Navy Seals

    WoW Navy Seals copypasta for Paladin
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Silver Hand, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Burning Legion, and I have over 300 confirmed exorcisms. I am trained in bubble warfare and I'm the top protection paladin in the entire Alliance Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rogues across Azeroth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the divine storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my avenger's shield. Not only am I extensively trained in 2-handed swords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormwind City Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of eastern kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.