Lions RB David Montgomery said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears and thanked him for the Lions’ playoff win. Montgomery hugged her, and thanked her for believing.
Eagles coach Nick Sirianni said he was pumping gas this week when a woman approached him in tears, scolded him for the Eagles’ playoff defeat. She poured gasoline on herself, lit herself on fire, and thanked him for Matt Patricia.
Kelvin Benjamin said he was pumping gas this week when a pastry chef approached him in years and thanked him for putting his kids through college. Benjamin hugged him, ordered three dozen donuts, and thanked him for baking.
Panthers WR Kelvin Benjamin said he was at the Wendy’s drive-thru this week when a Golden Corral employee approached him in tears and thanked him for selling out the entire buffet. Benjamin hugged her, and thanked her for believing.