Origin
The original variation of this copypasta is for Eren Jaeger from Attack on Titan. It started from 4chan and became a meme within the anime community. The copypasta has been adopted to fit different characters from other anime or medium.
I've become so much like Shinji Ikari it's scary.
I run away from women and have no friends.
When I cum i can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means "I'm so fucked up" in american.)
I can't masturbate to regular porn anymore , now i only masturbate to hospital CCTV footage of comatose patients
Whenever I see a guy flirting with me i either get extremely homophobic or have sex with them on the spot
When my mom dies i plan on gutting her insides , getting inside her and piloting her like EVA-01