ISTG WHY DO THESE ANIME BE HAVING THE MOST LONGEST NAMES EVER???!! WHAT THE HELL, THEY ALWAYS WANNA BE DIFFERENT LIKE WTF THE ENTIRE TITLE SPOILS THE ENTIRE FUCKING ANIME??? WHY JUST WHY DO THEY BE LIKE???
The Chronicles of a Cat-Eared, Time-Traveling, Ramen-Slurping, Hentai Artist, High School Student Who Also Happens to Be a Magical Girl, But Only on Weekends, and Her Quest to Find the Legendary, One-of-a-Kind, Limited-Edition, Strawberry-Flavored, Cursed Keychain that Can Save the World, or Maybe Just Her GPA, While Battling Interdimensional Toast Monsters, All While Juggling Part-Time Jobs and a Crush on a Sentient Rice Cooker in a Post-Apocalyptic, Alternate Universe Where Everyone Speaks in Rhyming Haikus and the Only Currency is Pocky Sticks.
On Netflix.
I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOUR ANIME ANYMORE, THE TITLE ITSELF IS SELF-EXPLANATORY!!!!