“Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them.”

At FIBA, Anthony Edwards was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather trade Towns or Gobert. Initially, Edwards merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them."

At the league office, Adam Silver was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban Kevin Porter jr or Miles Bridges. Initially, Silver merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them."

At his home office, Kelvin Benjamin was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban the Big Mac or the Whopper. Initially, Benjamin looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my burgers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them.”

At the Celtics office, Grant Williams was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather make his first or second free throw. Initially, Williams merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my free throws. I wouldn’t make neither one of them."

At FIBA, Steve Kerr was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather play Jaren Jackson Jr. or Walker Kessler at center. Initially, Kerr, merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared, “Neither one man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t play neither of them at center.”