Attention Students Stop watching bestiality pornography on school internet
Every day our WIFI logs have caught hundreds of unique devices accessing bestiality websites. The hotspot locations for such activity are in bathrooms such as the one you are in right now. When all data is put into account, a whopping 32% of students have accessed bestiality content at some time in their high school careers. Note: This applies to drawn content as well, In response, any search containing the words "Judy Hops" or "Animal Crossing" will now be blocked.
Warning If this content is found in your Chromebook history, You will have a meeting with your SSRT teacher and parents,
Thank you, Internet Department
