What the hell did you just damn say about me, you little tenant? I'll have you know I own the top real estate in this city, and I've been involved in numerous secret real estate deals, and I have over 300 confirmed properties. I am trained in tenant management and I'm the top landlord in the entire city's real estate industry. You are nothing to me but just another renter. I will evict you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the lease agreement? Think again, freeloader. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of realtors across the city and your lease is being looked at right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your security deposit. You're fucking evicted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kick you out in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in property management, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the city's real estate agents and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of my property, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" complaint was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking evicted, kiddo.