Did you know that in terms of male human and female human breeding, you are the least compatible human. Your sheer lack of bitches and experience makes you the least likely pick for a sexual partner by anyone of the opposite gender. Plus, years of masturbation and porn make your sexual expectations far beyond the norm and cause you to ejaculate prematurely. Your expectations from porn mean that you will not feel that the sex was good, this plus the premature ejaculation, plus your measly 1.5 inches mean that no-one involved will end up satisfied at the end
In response to the Vaporeon / Flareon copypasta
