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NYC air quality alert

    What’s β”β“πŸ€” that smell? πŸ‘ƒ Is that πŸ˜πŸ€” your ⚠️ pussy 😼 on πŸ”› fire? πŸ”₯ No πŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦°πŸ™…it’s the air πŸ’¨ quality. πŸ‘Œ That’s 🎊 right ➑️ folks, πŸ‘₯ there’s πŸ›’ some πŸΊπŸ’― burning πŸ’¨in 😩 the northern πŸ”border πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜Ž and it’s not 😣 from πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Š a fat πŸ‘ass πŸ’‹πŸ˜‚ blunt. πŸƒπŸš¬ Those πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Canadians have 😀 gotten πŸ™ a little β–ͺ️too 😒 careless and now ✊😱 us πŸ‘¨ AMERICANS πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ have to suffer. 😭 It’s time πŸ•“ to storm πŸŒ™ the northern ❄️πŸ₯ΆπŸ€§border πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜Ž this year πŸŽ† instead πŸš” of the capitol. πŸ›οΈ Be 🀰 sure πŸ™… to grab πŸ‘πŸ‘Š your πŸ’¦πŸšͺ free πŸ’œ masks 😷 (NOT ❌ FOR πŸ’°πŸ˜™ COVID 🦠🦠 I 😑 REPEAT πŸ” NOT 🚫 FOR πŸ”„COVID) 🦠🦠 and pray πŸ™ you πŸ€•πŸ”₯ make 😼😼😼😼😼 it to your πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ metro πŸš‡ stop. πŸ›‘ Send πŸ“© this to 1 πŸ‘Š friend πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘¬ and you πŸ‘ˆ won’t 😌 get 😩 a collapse πŸ’¨lung. Send πŸ“¨πŸ“§ this to 5 πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚ friends 😷 and you β˜‘οΈπŸ• will 😜⚽ get a bonus 5 πŸ”³ feet πŸ‘£ of visibility πŸ‘€. Send βœ‰οΈβœ‰οΈβœ‰οΈ this to 10 πŸ•‘ friends πŸ‘¬ and Biden πŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦³πŸ‘€ will πŸ’€ use 😏 the smoke 🚬 haze for 4️⃣ a cool 😎 ass 😐 rave party πŸ₯³ on πŸ”› the national 😝 mall🌴
    THE 🌫️SMOG🌫️ IS CUMMING TO BLOW YOU AWAY πŸŒ¬οΈπŸŒ¬οΈπŸ’¨πŸ† πŸ’¦ πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ Calling all spitters πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§and squirters 🌊🌊🌊We’ve got to WET 🚿🚿DOWN these πŸ”₯🌲wildfires 🌲πŸ”₯ It’s H O T in πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦and they dropped us a big load so start pumping your HOES πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘πŸ‘ Stay inside for all VIGOROUS activity 😀😫Mask up 😷 outside unless you want to be 😡CHOKED 😡 by Canadas thick bush 🌳🌳🌳 ❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ climate CUMMIES If you get 0️⃣ back you won’t get fire πŸ”₯ COCK πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† from big dick daddy fireFUCKERSπŸ‘¨β€πŸš’β›‘οΈ