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Victoria Day

    Hey 👋you 👸🇨🇦CanCUCK QUEENS🇨🇦👑it’s time 👰 to get 😈FUCKED 🍺🍻UP👅👅 this Long 8=====D weekend 🤤CUMemmorateing 💦💦Victoria as it’s May 2️⃣4️⃣!!! 💦 Back 💃 in 1846 we 👩‍⚖️decided 🤔 that 👑Queen FUCKTORIA should 💘👶 get some 🤩 ☀️☀️summer 🥵 SEX🍆 on 👋🔛 her 💦 BIRTHDAY🥴🤪😎✨ so VictWHOREia proclaimed 📣😜🚫 ‘let all 💯 the SEXIEST 💋 HO’S😫 get 👩 the day 💯😈off’ 📴 for 👌🕓 one 🔥🔥gigantic ORGY🎊 So whether 🤠you’re 👈 FUCKING in the TENT⛺ at the cottage 🏠 or on lake 🚣 or just 👏 getting 🔥 🚂CP RAILED🛤️🥵 at home 🏡 let 👌🤞👫 this be 😝💰 the START🏁 of your 👉 summer 😎 FUCK🍆🍑 FEST😩💦 Send this to your 🍁CUCKadian🇨🇦horny 🦫Beavers 👀looking to CHEW on 🪵WOOD 🦫 and get 🔟back and 🫵your a 💯TRUE animal😈😈Get 5 BACK 💦💦and You’re in your 👸🍆🍆victWHOREian era💅🥵Get Zero 0️⃣back 🙊and Your cousin 🤫prince albert 🗣️will 🩸💉🦶hemo-feel-ya-up.🤢🤮