Hello everyone, my name is Felix, and I work as a mailman. Anyway, I noticed one of the houses in my path is full of pigeons, shitting and...moaning, like sexually. I was very confused, as the whole house was now covered in bird shit, feathers,...and semen. The house smelled so bad that it made me gag, yet I was concerned for the residents, and anyway I had to deliver their mail. So I knocked on the door. No answer, just a strange rhythm. I peeked at the window. I will never forget what I saw.
A juicy, zesty, muscular black man was on his couch, driving a pigeon up and down his crotch, the pigeon was moaning like an overexaggerated porno, the man was moaning too, and I was having the time of my life, watching the man fuck pigeons. I immediately stripped naked and started to pump my schlong aggressively, semen coming out like water from a fire hydrant. I grabbed a pigeon, and started fucking the hell out of it, and it seems like my 10in cock was too much for the little guy, and he exploded into a million pieces of flesh, blood, and semen. For weeks, I am outside this house, endlessly fucking pigeons and throwing away their exploded remains, the neighborhood has done anything to stop me. They protested, called the police, yet no human or pain can take me away from my beloved. Pigeons.
