Archer Queen is overrated (big momma big feet, feet icky)
Archers are nice, but they're just as overrated as the Queen (again, feet icky)
Bandit would steal my virginity then dash away. Not ideal
Battle Healer is brown 🤮
Witch hit the wall the moment she had those skeletons
Night Witch would give me the Kung Flu with all those bats she has flying around
Pekka is a robot. I can't fuck a robot
Rascal girls are children. I'm not Lib Right
and lastly, Valkyrie would've been the most ideal candidate if she didn't have that gigantic futa schlong underneath her loincloth
In conclusion, Musketeer is the most ideal Clash Royale female of the bunch. Her voluptuous ass, her bountiful bosoms, her large boomstick that makes her a viable card to start the game with, as well as her infinite value in high skill play, all combined with her good stats both in-game and in bed makes her the best Clash Royale waifu to exist. An astute sharpshooter, an independent woman who also works best with a team, and is also likely Catholic, she is the ideal female partner to have in Clash Royale. Besides an infinite army of Aryan soldiers to be spawned once I pound her elixirussy, and a loving wife whose trigger fingers are as fast as mine when I rub her clitoris, other such exhibitions of favor towards her as an ideal mate can be explained, but aren't limited to me having a taste of her elixir breast milk from her teats of goodness, or having me cum bucketloads into her helmet that she wears into battle, and being in awe of the image of my sharpshooting wife oozing with my haploid genetic code dripping into her face would be such a sight for me to behold.
She also comes in threes.
