I just fucked your mom.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of cum (sperm) in your mom and her vagina has increased by a lot.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may fuck someone’s mother. These include, but are not limited to:
• Fuck you,
• Fuck you,
• Fuck you,
Am I going to have a step sibling now?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from being a cuck like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to fuck your mom again, which may put your emotions and feelings in jeopardy.
I don't believe my mom deserved to be railed. Can you un-fuck her?
No, I make no mistakes. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for doing someone’s mom. If you would like to request an apology, shoot me a private message explaining why I shouldn’t have fucked your mom. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the fact that I did your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit. I will continue to fuck your mom until you improve your conduct. Remember: having an un-fucked mom is privilege, not a right.
