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Mario Day

    Hey ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿป MARIOOOOOOOOS Today is ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿˆ Mario ๐Ÿ‘บ Day ๐Ÿ•ž๐Ÿ“† in ๐Ÿ‘ honor of ๐Ÿ…ฑ the CUMMING man that ๐Ÿ‘‰ saved princess โค Peach ๐Ÿ‘ from ๐Ÿ‘ˆ the DICKlaria Bowser was ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ…ฐ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ put ๐Ÿ˜ her ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ in ๐Ÿ“ฅ Last month ๐Ÿ’ธ was Luigi day to honor the KINKY ๐Ÿ˜˜ guy ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒˆ that โœ” tries ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽผ SLIDE into ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ peach ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ but ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ can ๐Ÿค– only โ˜ PEACH onto her ๐Ÿ‘ง Now you ๐ŸŒ  know what ๐Ÿ‘โ“ days to get ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ freaky ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ with ๐Ÿ˜ถ princess ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿ‘€ peach Get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰ back? โฌ…๐Ÿ”™ or ๐Ÿ’ else you ๐Ÿ˜ซ a โฌ‡๐Ÿ˜ red ๐Ÿ’ฏ shell ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš Send ๐Ÿ“ฉ๐Ÿ“ฉ this ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ˆ to ๐Ÿต other MARIO ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ LOVERs back โ”๐Ÿ”™ if ๐Ÿ‘€ you love ๐Ÿ˜ mario
    Mama-Mia ๐Ÿช โ€ผ๏ธ Today ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ“† is MARIO ๐Ÿ„ day ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸฆฐToday โ˜€๏ธ we ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ honor our favorite ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ’• PIPE INSPECTOR ๐Ÿซก Mario ๐Ÿ„ and all his ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† aCUMplishments. Heโ€™ll GO DOWN ๐Ÿ“‰ your โš ๏ธ FLAG POLE๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ’ˆwith his ๐Ÿ„ Mushroom ๐Ÿ„ Head COCK ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’€ heโ€™s ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘จ excellent with a HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ PEACH ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ and knows ๐Ÿค” how ๐Ÿ˜€ to turn your flower ๐ŸŒธ on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ Feeling ๐Ÿ˜Œ kinky? ๐Ÿ˜ซโ›“๏ธMario and his STUD ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปbrother Luigi ๐Ÿ‘ฌ will ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ DOUBLE โžฟ DASH ๐Ÿ’จ ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ in your PUSSY ๐Ÿฑ faster than you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ can say ๐Ÿ˜Ž THE PRINCESS ๐Ÿ‘‘ IS IN ANOTHER ๐Ÿ”„ CASTLE ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿฐ DOM DADDY ๐Ÿ˜ MARIO will treat ๐Ÿ˜‹ you like a good toad stool too. Itโ€™ll be ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿคญ a MARIO ๐Ÿ„ PARTY when his ๐Ÿ˜ CUMIES fill your TURTLE SHELL ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš HOLES. Send this to all your ๐Ÿ‘‰ KOOPA TROOPA SLUTS!! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆซ Get 19โ— back โฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธ and your ๐Ÿ‘ฉ certified property of the MARIO BROS. If not ๐Ÿ”• youโ€™ll ๐Ÿ‘€ be ๐Ÿ‘Ž stuck ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ playing ๐Ÿคธ doubles with WALUIGIโ€™S MICRO PENIS ๐ŸŽ„