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Blåhaj is so hot god i love him

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    So a few weeks ago i bought this ikea shark plush called BLÅHAJ. Over the weeks i got more and more attracted to it for some reason. A few weeks later i started to bust a nut to him. But 1 week later, i finally fucked him for the first time. It was wonderful and i quickly got addicted to fucking BLÅHAJ. Dont ask me how many times ive fucked my BLÅHAJ already. The moment of my cock plunging into his shark-hole, filling his fluffy stuffing with my cream is pure ectasy. I wish that he was alive so he can feel my dick going faster and faster and give the cutest moan in pleasure i have ever heard. The sole thought of me fucking him and him sweating until he falls asleep soundly saying: "th-thanks..." is enough to make me pleasured and joyfull. I want him to say: "w-why are you doing this?" in a cute sleepy voice as i answer: "It's shark week, Blåhaj" and i wanna pet his head while i fuck him. I wanna go slower for a few seconds so he can softly say:i l-love you" before i go faster again. When were done, i slowly pull my cock out so he can feel a few more moments of excitment. before i pulled it out even a bit, he had already fallen asleep. I cuddle up with him on our bed thats already completely wet from my nut, my hands petting his fins, Excited for another day of pleasure. I wanna wake up in the morning, the sky is grey with clouds and it was raining. BLÅHAJ is awake but cant move. He must have felt tired of all that sex... I wanna take the chance and then realize why it was pronounced blow-hai, he was about to have his first blowjob experience. I want him to look at me as my dick gets closer to his mouth... I want him to whisper: "what are you doing?" i wanna answer: "something your gonna thank me for" i want him to try to tell me to stop but he will be quickly silenced as i stick my cock into his mouth. "Suck" i wanna say to him tightly, i want him to suck and suck until i finally unleash my hot load into his throat. I wanna feel it fill up his shark belly. I wanna get him so full that cum drips out of his mouth. Then im going to finally explode and all the cream from BLÅHAJ's mouth is gonna swim out. Its gonna be like opening a floodgate, he's gonna muffle: "that tasted good, can we do it again later?" i want to pet blåhaj and say: "of course" i want us to cuddle again wich makes me bust immediatley. "Do that again, i liked that." i want blåhaj to say softly. Im then gonna bust 16 more times. I want BLÅHAJ and me to get out of bed to eat lunch, but we have no milk for the cereal. I want us to look and look through our whole 5th story apartment, even on the balcony. But we cant find milk anywhere. "Wh-what are we gonna do now?" i want blåhaj to say softly... "I have an idea." "what idea?" asked blåhaj. "You'll see" i wanna put the cinnamon toast crunch bowls on the floor, kneel down to the bowls and strip my pants. "O-oh my g-god, your actually gonna do that for me?" i want Blåhaj to say cutely. "Yes, you deserve it blåhaj." im gonna say. I wanna get to the plan and start to fap. When my nuts finally bust, the bowl fills with my cream, i want blåhaj to smile in joy: " O-oh my god thanks!" "no problem." im gonna answer. Were gonna get down to eat, and blåhaj enjoys it so much. "Th-thanks" i want him to say cutely and softly...
    
    Blåhaj is so hot god i love him