Bright sunny day, a redheaded "MILF" in a bathrobe tries to use a kitchen sink.
MILF: That sink never works and my husband is on a business trip. I'll have to call a plumber.
*The MILF picks up her phone and calls a plumber.*
SCENE CHANGE
The doorbell rings. the MILF opens the door to see a tall, thin and bald man wearing an overall.
Plumber: Are you the one who needs your sink fixed?
MILF: Yes I do.
*The plumber tries to turn on the sink.*
Plumber: The problem is probably in the pipes.
*The plumber crouches down and begins to "fix" the pipes*
MILF: do you want something to drink?
Plumber: Coffee please, no milk or sugar.
MILF: OK.
*After a second MILF returns with a cup*
MILF: There you go.
*MILF hands the plumber the cup.*
Plumber: Thank you.
*Plumber continues to "fix" the pipes*
Plumber: F*ck!
MILF: What happened!?
Plumber: I spilt coffee on my pants
MILF: Does it hurt?
Plumber: No.
MILF: Do you want to change pants? The closet in the bedroom probably has something that suits you.
Plumber: That's okay these are my work pants, they get dirty all the time.
*Plumber gets up*
Plumber: Is there anything else you need fixed?
MILF: The sink in the shower is doing problems lately. Can you check it?
*Plumber and MILF go to the shower*
LOCATION CHANGE
Plumber tries to turn on the sink causing the sink to splash water on the MILF's bathrobe.
Plumber: Are okay?
MILF: Yes I'm fine, I'll let it dry later.
Plumber: I think that the problem is in the faucet, you'll need to buy a new one. Is that all you need to be fixed?
MILF: Yes.
Plumber: The fixing of the sink and the checking of the faucet will cost you 45$.
MILF: I don't have any cash. Can I pay another way?
*The plumber grins (sexy music starts playing).*
Plumber: You can pay in the app.
MILF: What app?
Plumber: Here I'll show you.
*MILF hands the plumber her phone and the plumber "downloads" the app to her phone*.
MILF: Alright I'll pay you in the app. Do want a coffee or something for the way?
Plumber: I have to hurry, some asshole kid shoved twigs into the sprinklers in the park.
MILF: OK.
