>wife gets pregnant
>Dies in childbirth
>It was a preventable death, but abortion means we would have killed the very alive and conscious fetus, so she has to die instead
>It's a beautiful baby girl with only 8 birth defects that we detected very early (see previous line)
>Raise her on $7.25 an hour as a single parent living out of a tent under a bridge
>She's finally old enough to go to kindergarten, I drop her off on her first day
>Hear a nuclear explosion go off once I'm home
>Remember that it's now legal for 14 year olds to buy nuclear missile launchers online, with prime 2-day shipping
>Governor gets on TV, says something about "kids these days" and their "cyber gaming" and that "maybe if the shooter was part of the NRA things would have been better"
>He holds his NRA platinum membership card up to the camera and smiles
>Pepega
