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My son refuses to watch Morbius for the 34 time with me

    I tried to take him with me to the theater last night thinking he will get back to his senses, but he yelled saying that he is bored.
    
    He even said it wasn’t as good as Spiderman (and later clarified “it was slightly better than the batman tho”)
    
    I am heartbroken and lost. Help.
    
    Edit: I disowned him.
    
    Edit: my son is missing for the past few days. Please help.
    
    Edit: the police at my door, i think im getting arrested.
    
    Edit: do you guys know a cheap lawyer who can reduce my sentence for murder? I need help