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Steam Game Review checklist template

    ---{ Graphics }---
    ☐ You forget what reality is
    ☐ Beautiful
    ☐ Good
    ☐ Decent
    ☐ Bad
    ☐ Don‘t look too long at it
    ☐ MS-DOS
    
    ---{ Gameplay }---
    ☐ Very good
    ☐ Good
    ☐ It's just gameplay
    ☐ Mehh
    ☐ Watch paint dry instead
    ☐ Just don't
    
    ---{ Audio }---
    ☐ Eargasm
    ☐ Very good
    ☐ Good
    ☐ Not too bad
    ☐ Bad
    ☐ I'm now deaf
    
    ---{ Audience }---
    ☐ Kids
    ☐ Teens
    ☐ Adults
    ☐ Grandma
    
    ---{ PC Requirements }---
    ☐ Check if you can run paint
    ☐ Potato
    ☐ Decent
    ☐ Fast
    ☐ Rich boi
    ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
    
    ---{ Difficulty }---
    ☐ Just press 'W'
    ☐ Easy
    ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
    ☐ Significant brain usage
    ☐ Difficult
    ☐ Dark Souls
    
    ---{ Grind }---
    ☐ Nothing to grind
    ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
    ☐ Isn't necessary to progress
    ☐ Average grind level
    ☐ Too much grind
    ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
    
    ---{ Story }---
    ☐ No Story
    ☐ Some lore
    ☐ Average
    ☐ Good
    ☐ Lovely
    ☐ It'll replace your life
    
    ---{ Game Time }---
    ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
    ☐ Short
    ☐ Average
    ☐ Long
    ☐ To infinity and beyond
    
    ---{ Price }---
    ☐ It's free!
    ☐ Worth the price
    ☐ If it's on sale
    ☐ If u have some spare money left
    ☐ Not recommended
    ☐ You could also just burn your money
    
    ---{ Bugs }---
    ☐ Never heard of
    ☐ Minor bugs
    ☐ Can get annoying
    ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
    ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
    
    ---{ ? / 10 }---
    ☐ 1
    ☐ 2
    ☐ 3
    ☐ 4
    ☐ 5
    ☐ 6
    ☐ 7
    ☐ 8
    ☐ 9
    ☐ 10
    
    
    ☐ ☑

    Open Satire Version

    ---{ Condition }---
    
    ☑ AIDS
    
    ☐ Cancer
    
    ☑ Micropenis
    
    ☑ Baldness
    
    ☐ Fever
    
    ☐ Congutivities
    
    ☑ Furry
    
    ---{ Likes? }---
    
    ☑ Kids
    
    ☑ Teens (Under 18)
    
    ☐ Adults
    
    ---{ Sex }---
    
    ☐ Very good
    
    ☐ Good
    
    ☐ Not too bad
    
    ☐ Bad
    
    ☑ None
    
    ---{ Time to c(u)m }---
    
    ☑ Time is irrelevant
    
    ☐ Short
    
    ☐ Average
    
    ☐ Long
    
    ☐ To infinity and beyond
    
    ---{ Parental Love }---
    
    ☑ Isn't necessary to progress
    
    ☐ Average
    
    ☐ Too much
    
    ---{ Inteligense }---
    
    ☐ Very good
    
    ☐ Good
    
    ☐ Not too bad
    
    ☐ Bad
    
    ☑ I do reviews with template
    
    ---{ Game }---
    
    Yeah, it's good. You should play it.