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4chan IHOP pancake copypasta

    "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
    >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..."
    "Th-this one..." [points to menu] 
    >"Say it."
    "What?"
    >"Say. It."
    "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...."
    >"Say it like you mean it."
    [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...."
    
    Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?