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    ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆPRIDE MONTH๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.๐Ÿ“†โœ… IT IS NOW ๐Ÿ‘Ž ILLEGAL๐Ÿšซโ›” TO BE STRAIGHT.๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿคฎ YOU ARE NO LONGER ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜  ALLOWED TO:
    
    โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธWEAR SHORTS ๐Ÿฉณ BELOW THE KNEE ๐Ÿฆต
    
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