๐จALERT๐จ ๐ ๐จALERT๐จ
๐ณ๏ธโ๐PRIDE MONTH๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฐ HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.๐โ
IT IS NOW ๐ ILLEGAL๐ซโ TO BE STRAIGHT.๐ซ๐คฎ YOU ARE NO LONGER ๐คฏ๐ ALLOWED TO:
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โโ๏ธWEAR SHORTS ๐ฉณ BELOW THE KNEE ๐ฆต
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โโ๏ธPLAY ๐ DEVILS ADVOCATE ๐ IN YOUR POLISCI ๐ CLASS ๐
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โโ๏ธWATCH,๐ DISCUSS,๐ฌ OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" ๐งโ๐ผ๐งโ๐ผ
๐ต๏ธ๐PLEASE REPORT ๐ง ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT ๐คตโ๐ฐ ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT๐ต๏ธ๐ SO AUTHORITITTIES๐๐ MAY ENFORCE ๐ฆCUMPLIANCE๐ฆ WITH ALL ๐
YASS QUEEN ๐ REGULATIONS.๐๐
SEND๐คTHIS TO ๐ FELLOW TITIZENS๐ฏ TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG๐โโ๏ธ SNATCHING๐ซ๐ฆฑ QUOTA. GET 0๏ธโฃ BACK ๐ฅฒ๐ตโ๐ซAND SCOTUS๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ WILL SAY ๐โโ๏ธ "BYE FELICIA!" ๐ TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL๐ RIGHT TO ๐ฌ๐๐ญ MARRIAGE. SICKENING,๐คข NO? GET 5๏ธโฃ BACK ๐๐ AND YOU'LL BE A ๐ฎWHOREDITA CRUNCH๐ฏ AT DRAG ๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ค๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐คQUEEN BRUNCH,๐ด BROUGHT TO YOU BY ๐ธ๐ฒ TACO BELL: LIVE MรS! ๐GET ๐ BACK ๐ณ๐คฉ AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S ๐ฆ๐ผNEWLY VACATED ๐๐จ TIMESLOT.๐บ SLAY, MAMA! ๐๐บ
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