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Respectable analysis of Lamar roast Franklin

    A masterpiece
    After seeing this scene many times, I have realised that Lamar's roast is actually incredible. By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse.
    
    The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most stand-out and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious.
    
    Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts.
    
    Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.
    
    Truly, a genius in the art of "roasting" as those kids with their exaggerated swagger call it.

    British Lamar roast Franklin version

      "hello franklin clinton, my african american friend. may i enter your abode?"
      
      "wornk"
      
      "gasp. my african american friend. Do not hold distane for my for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more elequently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so, perhaps the young lady you court would return your correspondance when she tires of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. Saddle-goose!
      
      "what"
      
      "i will now show my middle finger on my left hand to signal that i would like you to stop talking to me as i walk away from your home in davis."

      White Lamar roasts Franklin

        D I N G U S
        Look here buddy, don't project your insecurities on me just cause you have a bad haircut. Maybe if you got it fixed girls would actually agree to go on dates with you for a change. Oh, or better yet maybe Tanish will call your dog butt if she ever stops messing with that brain surgeon or lawyer, or swimming pool cleaner, or marine biologist, or chiropractor, or police commissioner, or male stripper, or train conductor, or funeral director, or trailer park supervisor, or subway sandwich artist, or blackjack dealer, or costomer service rep, or gardener or k-pop raido DJ she's messing with. D I N G U S

        Lamar’s roast Franklin

          Copy paste the Lamar roast Franklin from GTA
          Nigga don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful nigga maybe if you got rid of that Yee Yee Ass hair cut you got you would get bitches on your dick, oh, better yet maybe Tanisha will call your dog ass if she ever stops fucking with that brain Surgeon or Lawyer she fucking with, ♪♪ Niiiggggaaaaaa ♪♪