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Xenoblade Chronicles


Own a Sword of the End for home defense, since that’s what fate intended.

    Own a Sword of the End for home defense, since that's what fate intended. Four Moebius break into my house. "What the Zanza?" as I tie back my hair and grab my Truthsinger. Stab a volleyball sized hole through the first mudder, he's dead on the spot. Use Infinity Blade on the second man, miss him entirely because it's a dimension ripping blade and nail the neighbor's volff. I have to resort to the FMJ psycho launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with ether shot. "Tally ho lads!" The ether shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off levnis alarms. Activate Unlimited Sword and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on Kevesi paramedics to arrive since tears in spacetime are impossible to stitch up. Just as fate intended.

    Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense