Ok (Insert Name Here), what you just said is foolish for a variety of reasons. For starters, just because I "love" something doesn't mean I have to marry it. Furthermore, it is merely absurd to even suggest marrying an inanimate object such as (insert inanimate object here). If I were to get married, it would be to a member of my own specie. Finally, I am not currently interested in marriage to begin with. I enjoy (insert hobby here) and having fun, I don't have time to keep up with a relationship. If this is an attempt at comedy, it falls flat due to the several inconsistencies and flaws that come with your suggestion so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
