Hey Vsauce! Extra-terrestrial baby monkey here. Am i awesome? Yes! Im completely huge, and kind of... immortal. And when i shit, i can fill an entire room. That is a lot of feces. I like to think about plankton, which of course, brings us to you. I dont know what you're doing with your life... it's a pretty easy question you should be a able to answer it but you are 1000 times dumber than my cat. Thinking about how far you are from the rest of humanity, it's sad. But dont bother crying over it because your eyeballs are hopeless. As for the shape of your body, it's not human shape. What are you? Do you smell that? It might be you. A person standing down wind from you might vomit. We humans are quite sensitive to your smell. You are merely poop and so ugly, a blind person could see it. And as always... go away
